oh man.
long time since i had a long blog entry.
ha.
two things to discuss today.
first...
the Forbes Asia's Singapore filthy Wealthiest People was published yesterday.
well.
as usual...
e 40 pple were given half a page worth of ZaoBao's first page.
ha!
wah...
people have like 50 billion US dollars leh!
imagine next time ur name in that ranking.
will like anshuang and float to heaven.
haha.
at least i noe i will float to heaven.
LOL.
hopefully that day will come!
but b4 that day to float comes.
need to study first.
hahaha.....
and another thing to realise is...
those pple within top 40 are usually bankers, investors...
den shipping tycoons la...
and got Hyflux COE la...
u noe. water is expensive in singapore.
hahaha!
yup.
so must work hard now.
if not...
its impossible to make the list.
=D
second thing...
is about singapore idol.
hmmm...
it might be a competition no one really watches...
but!!!!
lets do a comparison btw singapore idol and american idol.
haha.
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American Idol has Paula...
a dumb blonde at times. but she's really funny and a joy to the show.
wrt that.
Singapore Idol has Jacintha.
a dumb blonde always. and she's really from Mars as only she can crack her Ja Vinci Code.
ha.
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secondly.
American Idol's voting time per episode is two hours.
cause they are afraid that the telecom company burst into flames due to too much votes.
wrt that.
Singapore Idol's voting time per episode is a whooping 23 hrs 45 mins.
cause they know that no one will vote.
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thirdly,
American Idol produces fantastic winners.
cause many people vote and its population variance (away from e gd singers) is small.
wrt that.
Singapore Idol produces "winners".
cause little people votes and its population variance can be a lot higher.
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lastly,
American Idol has one host.
he is good. and so one is enough.
wrt that.
Singapore Idol has two hosts! (sounds cool yea?!?!)
but both _ _ _ _ _.
wierd inequality yea?
1 > 2 (slap me pls, howk).
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hahahaha!
somehow i dun understand how Joakim can withstand so much pressure.
P = F / A
:D
yup.
back to e topic.
its like.
even the hosts and e judges are SO obviously against him.
e producer must be like...
"DO WADEVER IT TAKES TO GET RID OF HIM"
i bet if he reaches e finals.
e producers will pump in money just to make sure he don't win.
cause that means a few things.
1. Singapore Idol is gone. (i.e. no more sponsors, so free-to-air channels abit diff to survive)
2. Idol Trademark can be said to be tarnished ba.
3. the producers can prob kiss gd bye to their work tables le. (maybe go produce some dunno wad... wheel of fortune la!)
haha...
wadever it is.
poor joakim.
but he has to go.
sometime like...
next week.
oh.
and another point.
Singapore is kinda against girls yea?
haha.
left with one poor jasmine.
lol.
anyway.
i am quite sure the number of years between each successive Singapore Idol show will be an A.P.
with a common difference of like.... infinity?
haha...
such shows are getting too costly for singaporeans.
maybe they should go weigh the Marginal Social Cost and Marginal Social Benefit.
=D
looks like i've studied a lot yea?
i just took all intellectual stuff above out from notes.
=(